classic “don’t”s

Public hygiene
Get alone before you clip, blow, or floss

Cellular drone
Refrain during meals, at the register, on the toilet

Seeing things
Only wear flesh-colored underthings under white clothes

Trashy
Don’t be – just walk over to the can and throw it in

Why, thank you
Never refuse a mint or gum – you might need it

No we can’t
Change sucks as a form of payment

You’ll sleep with the fishes
if you cook them in the microwave at work

Personal space
Don’t put your hat/purse/keys/phone on the meal table

Ew.
Going to work sick = oblivious, not dedicated

New classic
Down with ultra-bright, in-movie texting

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