classic “don’t”s

Public hygiene
Get alone before you clip, blow, or floss

Cellular drone
Refrain during meals, at the register, on the toilet

Seeing things
Only wear flesh-colored underthings under white clothes

Don’t be – just walk over to the can and throw it in

Why, thank you
Never refuse a mint or gum – you might need it

No we can’t
Change sucks as a form of payment

You’ll sleep with the fishes
if you cook them in the microwave at work

Personal space
Don’t put your hat/purse/keys/phone on the meal table

Going to work sick = oblivious, not dedicated

New classic
Down with ultra-bright, in-movie texting

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3 Responses to “classic “don’t”s”

  1. I love this list. All tricks apply and I think most readers would agree! Thank you!

  2. maryann says:
    June 3, 2010 at 6:11 am

    so funny and true

  3. nice. although thanks to constant allergies, i almost always blow my nose in public, but i try to draw the line at the dinner table. such is life with constant allergies. otherwise – YES!

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